Nobody was expecting us
Oh, god, Monty Python spam…
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
- go on walks while holding hands
- have cute little dates
- have movie nights
- take adorable pictures
- go new places
- try new things
- fall in love
- brutally fuck you
- look at the stars
- do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
do you ever feel like you have a crush on someone and then the next day you’re like wow no it’s just friendship
and it’s a constant cycle of wow ilu oh wait no i dont no nvm yes i do ah no false alarm
it’s so confusing
No matter how hard he practised, Martin couldn’t quite get his hugging technique right.
IM CHOKKOING THE FIRST ONE LOOKS LIKE A MUSICAL NUMBER
Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”
kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.
this is perfect
I think it’s sad too, that people who are prone to panic attacks or more like to feel anxious are labeled as having ‘problems’. If everyone accepted that some people have higher stress levels than others, or find things more difficult than others, I think it would help ease their ‘inner recklessness’.
you see in england it’s not about winning
it’s about not coming last
in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful